I live in a shitty state, Arizona. It's boring and everyone smells like cacti and socks. But worst of all, everyone in this pisshole loves text messaging on their phones (probably complaining to other people who don't live in Arizona). Not only to they waste their lives glued to 1.5 inch LCD screens with poor grammar, they do it wile driving (probably driving to an abortion clinic to forget how they got shitfaced and slammed by some asshat named Randall at the local bar, yes I'm assuming all people who text and drive are women, piss off.)

Well not anymore they can't because Arizona has passed a new law making it illegal to drive while texting.

FUCK!

Why should cops have to deal with these idiots? Cops should be focusing on Arizona's biggest problems, Methheads and Hippies. We should put this responsibilty on the manufactuers of cellular phones.

It's simple, since most modern phones are equppied with GPS chips, when it detects you texting while your speed is greater than 25 mph, the phone self destructs. I'll bet 5 kilos of plastic explosive tacked on to your phone would make you think twice about telling your idiot girlfriend about how hammered you were last night!

The programming would be simple
if (d/dx[f(your position)] > 25
KABOOM MOTHERFUCKER!

Another problem solved though calculus, fuck English, it's for girls.